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Category: Product Notes
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Announcing Our Loyalty Program (Treats Required)
A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
If you take only one thing from this, take this: a returns policy enforced by staring is not a bug. It is the product.
The old guard prefers a loyalty program that pays in headbutts. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.
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Why Everything We Sell Ends Up on the Floor
At Velvet Paw Boutique, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
The old guard prefers a returns policy enforced by staring. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.
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Shipping Updates From a Warehouse Full of Boxes
Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around a returns policy enforced by staring.
The old guard prefers a returns policy enforced by staring. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
If you take only one thing from this, take this: a shipping department located under the couch is not a bug. It is the product.
That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.