Why Everything We Sell Ends Up on the Floor

At Velvet Paw Boutique, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.

Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

The old guard prefers a returns policy enforced by staring. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.