A Day in the Life of Our Quality Control Cat

We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

If you take only one thing from this, take this: a warehouse mostly made of boxes is not a bug. It is the product.

The old guard prefers a returns policy enforced by staring. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.