Behind the Scenes: The Great Inventory Count

A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.

Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

If you take only one thing from this, take this: a returns policy enforced by staring is not a bug. It is the product.

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.