Customer Service Is Currently Napping

We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.